Important Announcement

As most of us are dashing round supermarkets at this time of the year I thought I should share some advice regarding the world's premier snack food - The Twiglet. Twiglets have historically been available in large and small bags but over the past few years larger 200g tubs have been a common sight on supermarket shelves. To the unsuspecting consumer it would be fair to assume that the produce contained within the tubs and the bags is the same but sadly, this is not the case!!!

The Twiglets bought in bags are crisp and knobbly, have random profiles and a slightly glossy veneer of strong tasting marmite. They come in varying lengths and I defy anyone to eat a bag without developing a dark brown suspicious (but tasty) looking residue on their fingertips.














Twiglets packed in the tubs are stunted, dry, tasteless imposters of uniform length. This variety is probably mass produced in Western China and is an insult to the memory of Peak Frean & Co. the original creators, who introduced the world to the Twiglet, which was first produced in their Bermondsey factory, in 1929.

Please friends, for your Children's sake, only purchase bagged Twiglets.

Happy Christmas.